english for insiders

[noname]

in front of skin = vorhaut

she has = skihase

let´s go to burger king for a lunch = lasst uns den Burgherren lynchen

to bird = vögeln

[certik]

Tolle Idee

Ein paar bonmots, die unserem früheren deutschen Bundespräsidenten, Heinrich Lübke zugeschrieben werden.

Equal goes it loose
You are heavy on wire
One should it not for possible hold
Here are you on the woodway
I make myself me nothing you nothing out of the dust

LG certik

[noname]

@certik

Royal nonsense = Kaiserschmarrn

salt castle = Salzburg

mein absoluter favorite:

i have an after sun day - mir scheint die Sonne aus dem Arsch...

[Aoife]

Und hier noch ein paar unfreiwillige Meisterwerke des Englischen:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... world.html

my favorite is "keep out of children"

Liebe Grüße, Eva

[Angie_Escort]

Passt zwar nicht ganz - ist aber trotzdem lustig -

habt ihr schon mal:

*Salat aus eingerauchtem Lachs
*kleine Medailons aus Rinderpuppe
*Kartoffelnzapfenchen
*vegetarische Hühnerbrust
*Klötzchen aus Rehrücken

etc. gegessen? Nein? Gibts aber alles schaut mal da:

http://www.hrubaskala.cz/de/index.php?o ... &Itemid=16

Angie

PS: ich war dorten mit einer Freundin - wir sind bei der Durchsicht der Speisekarte vor lauter lachen fast vom Stuhl gefallen ... zur Ehrenrettung sei gesagt: es war verdammt lecker !!

[Steve]

Hallo ! ein kleienr Spruch : hihi :-)

When you go me on my Nerven
i'll put you into a Gully
do the deckel druff
and you never come back to the Tageslicht!

HIhi :)

Lg Steve

[Zwerg]

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[Sugarplum]

Holla, the forrest fairy!
You make you me nothing, you nothing out of the dust. That is not the yellow from the egg and you bring me to the palm! With me is not good cherry eating!

[rainman]

Did you know, what yesterday a black man to my wife said?
Well, said he, how were it with us, little puppe!
I think, I hear not right!
Stell you so what for!

[Sonne]

Your english is under all pig - Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau.

Ein Bayer und ein Amerikaner sitzten in einem Lokal.
Fragt der Amerikaner:Are you smoking?
Darauf der Bayer: Naa, des is a Trachtenanzug

[Zwerg]

The Funny English Language

We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim.

So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.

[Aoife]

auch funny:

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves ... -Socks.txt

[Aoife]

Prost: Bier darf "Fucking Hell" heißen


BRÜSSEL, 30. März (AFP) - Das europäische Markenamt (HABM) hat für ein Bier aus dem österreichischen Ort Fucking den Namen "Fucking Hell" gebilligt. Die Eintragung als Marke könne nicht dadurch vereitelt werden, dass der Name "in anderen Sprachen eine zweideutige Bedeutung" besitzen könne, teilte das im spanischen Alicante ansässige Amt am Dienstag mit.

http://news.de.msn.com/kurznotiert-bild ... =152840817

[hedonism]

My english is not the yellow from the egg, but it goes!

[certik]

Dann wollen wir doch mal einen kleinen Insidertest machen
Was bedeuten
- bigger pub
- higher heels
- market hitler

Stammt aus "Wirtschaftsenglisch mit Guido" aus dem Eulenspiegel

Viel Spaß und LG certik

[Marc of Frankfurt]

The English Language In 24 Accents

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABo_DCIdpM

[Aoife]

He was a very careful man,
Who never drank nor smoked,
He never laughed, he never swore,
And never ever joked,
And when at last he passed away,
Insurance was denied,
Because they claimed he never lived,
They claimed he never died.